<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008581.html">Stay Away from Drugs, Kids!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 138927 -->Teen ordering at Subway: Yeah, I want mustard.<br/>Teen friend: No way. Mustard?<br/>Teen ordering: I like mustard.<br/>Teen friend: Omigod, I&#39;m telling Paul* and he&#39;s never gonna talk to you again.<br/>Teen ordering: What? Omigod! No, don&#39;t!<br/>Teen friend, pulling out phone and dialing: Too late.<br/>Teen ordering, almost crying: I like Paul*!<br/>Teen friend, answering phone: Hello? Paulie! Natasha* loves mustard. (pause) Oh. Never mind, Paul* likes mustard.<br/>Cashier: Um, are you two drunk?<br/>Teen ordering, wide-eyed: Do you like mustard?<br/><br/>Subway<br>Alabama<br/><br/>Overheard by: they were drunk.<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Aug 20, 2010