<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008278.html">Now If Only I Could Marry <i>Louis Vuitton</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 137336 -->Really skinny sorority girl: I paid my rent and then I spent the rest, $700, on this new Louis Vuitton (squeals and hugs the purse). But now I have 30 bucks to last a whole month. Looks like I&#39;ll be dating for dinner or eating crackers.<br/>Sorority friend: You spent twice as much on your bag as you did your rent! At least you paid your rent on time! Don&#39;t worry, you&#39;ll find dates. That purse is totally worth it!<br/>Really skinny sorority girl: I know, right, I should just live in my purse. I think that is why married women get fat: they can finally afford to eat. You know my ass is getting fat when I get married.<br/><br/>IHOP<br>Dallas, Texas<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, May 24, 2010