<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008083.html">Some Flights Need a Two-Drink Minimum</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 102690 -->Flight attendant: And if you have smelly, I mean "small" children with you, you may disembark before other passengers. Thank you for flying Jetstar, we hope to see your ugly, I mean "lovely" faces again.<br/><br/>Jetstar Flight<br>Australia<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Apr 2, 2010