<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008025.html">Psh, Paula Abdul&#39;s Been Trying to Get Away with That Excuse for <i>Years</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 134779 -->Security guy: You fell down the stairs.<br/>Girl, trying to convince him that she&#39;s sober: Okay, have a gander at these heels.<br/>Security guy: You were also making out with a man on the couch.<br/>Girl: I&#39;m promiscuous!? All your evidence is circumstantial! See, I&#39;m using words like "promiscuous" and "circumstantial." Have you ever met a drunk person who uses such vocabulary?<br/>Security guy: You exhibit all the signs of intoxication, you are underage, we must ask you to leave.<br/>Girl: For the last time, I&#39;m not drunk! This is just my personality!<br/><br/>Beta Nightclub<br>Denver, Colorado<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Mar 19, 2010