<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008023.html">Or All the <i>Dogs</i> You've Ever Owned</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 134259 -->Girl #1: So my two-year-old cousin... You know, the one who laughs at me, and threw his bottle and his book at me?<br/>Girl #2: Yeah.<br/>Girl #1: Well, this one time he like pushed me down on the floor, and like... licked my face.<br/>Girl #2: Wow! Your two-year-old cousin is like a combination of all the boys you've met here.<br/><br/>London<br>Ontario<br>Canadia<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Mar 18, 2010