<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/007945.html">So It's Like...a Gay Bar?</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 133882 -->Guy, after burning left hand: But this is my special hand...<br/>Friend: Why can't you just use your right hand for a while?<br/>Guy: It's like being jerked off by a stranger.<br/>Friend: What?<br/>Guy: Imagine a stranger comes up to you and starts talking to you, and suddenly just starts jerking you off. (pause) Yeah. That's how it feels like.<br/><br/>Bayonne, New Jersey<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Feb 27, 2010