<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/007896.html">At Least <i>Dogs</i> Have the Decency to Die at Fifteen</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 133101 -->30-something at table with friends: I'm telling you! Children are like one of those STDs that you have to live with for the rest of your life. They're like herpes or HIV. They will never, ever, ever go away. They will ruin your life.<br/>Overheard by: So fucking teue<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Feb 15, 2010