<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/007835.html">Why the Gays Should Run the World</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 101921 -->Delightfully gay and snarky flight attendant: Now, ladies, I am impressed with your Louis Vuitton and your coach. I adore your Prada and your Gucci. They are beautiful. But I will be more impressed with all of your bags if you stow them under the seat while we are landing. Now sit back and shut up.<br/>(five minutes later, while plane is taxiing)<br/>Delightfully gay and snarky flight attendant: We are finally here. So please, exit the plane a lot quicker than you boarded it. (plane stops, parks at gate) Get out.<br/><br/>Midway Airport<br>Chicago, Illinois<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Jan 30, 2010