<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/007800.html">I Didn't Expect the <i>Irish</i> to Be Such Pussies</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 132564 -->Coworker: Where were you? You were meant to be in work at 7!<br/>Drunk Slovakian guy arriving at work: I drank Jack Daniels until 5 this morning, then went to bed. I woke at nine and fucked Jane, then got my brother to drop me off at work.<br/><br/>Craigavon<br>Northern Ireland<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Jan 22, 2010