<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/007745.html">Aren't You Glad We Can All Joke About Mass Murder Like This?</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 101284 -->Sweet-ass security guard: Miss, you're going to have to hang up your phone and run it through the machine.<br/>20-something girl intern: But I'm not a terrorist, and I'm on an important call. Can't I just walk through?<br/>Sweet-ass security guard: Miss, that would be like Timothy McVeigh driving up and asking "hey, can I park my car here?"<br/>Overheard by: Ian<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Jan 10, 2010