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<!-- ID = 99293 -->Little boy, pointing to tourist: Mom! I can't get on because the American will eat me!<br/><br/>Philippines<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Dec 18, 2009