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<!-- ID = 130846 -->Social worker talking to hobo: What can I get for you, sir?<br/>Hobo: How about a 9 mm semi-automatic gun?<br/>Social worker: Well, I can't do that, but do you need bus tickets? Where are you going?<br/>Hobo: Hell.<br/>Social worker: Okay, I'll get those bus tickets then.<br/>Hobo: Your hair's much nicer than mine.<br/><br/>Hospital<br>Ontario<br>Canadia<br/><br/>Overheard by: yooo<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Nov 18, 2009