<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/007378.html">We <i>All</i> Love the No-Hands Rule, Sir</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 130732 -->Soccer coach: I love Fiji water.<br/>Assistant: It's silky smooth.<br/>Soccer coach: It's never been touched by human hands until it touches my lips.<br/><br/>Texas<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Nov 16, 2009