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<!-- ID = 129656 -->Boyfriend on train: I always wanted to be a pigeon.<br/>Incredulous girlfriend: What?<br/>Boyfriend: Oh shit, I just thought that out loud.<br/><br/>Melbourne<br>Australia<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Oct 26, 2009