<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/007175.html">Bottom Line: It Tastes Like Shit.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 128785 -->Guy: You!<br/>Smoking, unsuspecting girl: Me? What&#39;d I do?<br/>Guy: Do you know how lonely it&#39;s been since you and Dave* quit smoking? Then everyone started to quit! And now you&#39;re smoking again?! At first it was all cute: "Awwww, Emily and Dave* are quitting together! They&#39;re like each other&#39;s rocks!" Then what happened?!<br/>Smoking girl, sheepishly: We sunk.<br/>Guy: And was it your idea for Dave to start rolling his own cigarettes?!<br/>Smoking girl: Yes...<br/>Guy, exasperated: Every time I ask him for a cigarette, it&#39;s like smoking a diaper!<br/><br/>New Jersey<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Oct 13, 2009