<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/007089.html">Preparing Me for the Cattiness Of Academia</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 128391 -->Statistics teacher: There is a correlation between cats and happiness. Cats make people happy. But not all cats. I still have nightmares about some cats. When I was a little girl, there was this cat, Greta, who lived outdoors. I wanted to pet her, but she scratched up my whole arm and got her claws into my protoplasm!<br/><br/>Atlanta, Georgia<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Oct 2, 2009