<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/007008.html">A Damsel in Distress Can <i>Count</i> on a Guy Peeing on Her</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 128118 -->Teen girl #1: I wish a jellyfish would sting me so some handsome guy would run along the beach, whip out his dick and pee on me.<br/>Teen girl #2: What?<br/>Teen girl #1: To neutralize the sting, dumbass.<br/>Teen girl #2: I know that. But still: what?<br/><br/>Carleton University<br>Ottawa<br>Canadia<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Sep 22, 2009