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<!-- ID = 91489 -->Professor: So, I can see that some of you try to care about my feelings, and others don't give a fig.<br/>Student #1: Whoa! Could you not use such harsh vegetables?<br/>(entire class goes silent)<br/>Student #2: I didn't know a "fig" was a vegetable.<br/>Student #3: I thought it was a grape. A dried grape.<br/><br/>Johnson & Wales University<br>Providence, Rhode Island<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Sep 14, 2009