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<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006966.html">Invented by Mister Newton.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 91489 -->Professor: So, I can see that some of you try to care about my feelings, and others don&#39;t give a fig.<br/>Student #1: Whoa! Could you not use such harsh vegetables?<br/>(entire class goes silent)<br/>Student #2: I didn&#39;t know a "fig" was a vegetable.<br/>Student #3: I thought it was a grape. A dried grape.<br/><br/>Johnson & Wales University<br>Providence, Rhode Island<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Sep 14, 2009
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