<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006923.html">If You Don't <i>Want</i> to Go to Grandma's, Just <i>Say</i> So.</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 90552 -->Mom: I'll shoot you, then you'll shoot me, and we won't have to go anywhere.<br/>Daughter: Mom...?<br/>Mom: What? I'm just saying. If we shot each other we couldn't go anywhere, anyways.<br/><br/>Dressing Room in Mall<br>Pennsylvania<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Sep 9, 2009