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<!-- ID = 118811 -->Guy #1: Dude, I wonder how Orville Redenbacher is still in all those commercials when he's been dead for, like, a bazillion years?<br/>Guy #2: Maybe he's a zombie.<br/>Guy #1: Or a robot.<br/>Guy #3: Or a zombie robot.<br/>Guy #1: Seriously, dude. I think you've been reading too much sci-fi.<br/><br/>Bellingham, Washington<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Jul 11, 2009