<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006435.html">What Are You Doing in <i>Albuquerque</i>, Then?</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 123042 -->Security officer, pulling out fingernail clippers from carry-on: Sir, what are your intentions with these?<br/>Man in line, deadpan: To take over the world.<br/>Overheard by: Zombie<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Jul 7, 2009