<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006397.html">Further Evidence That Missouri Loves Company</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 119572 -->Middle aged man power-walking with friend in the park: I wake up, I drink, and I smoke. Then, I go to work, come home, and drink and then smoke. You wanna know why I do this?<br/>Friend: Why?<br/>Middle aged man: I'm fucking depressed, that's why. So I wake up and do it all over again the next day.<br/><br/>Forest Park<br>St. Louis, Missouri<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Jul 2, 2009