<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/005595.html">...Which You <i>All</i> Got Wrong on the Midterm</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 116369 -->Professor: What would you guys do if I told you that a giant fish was going to eat you on your way home?<br/>Girl: Hide?<br/>Professor: No! You'd all go out and have sex! I mean besides sleeping, eating, and having sex, what else do you need to do? You're just taking this class so later in life you can sleep in a better place, eat better food, and have sex with someone hotter!<br/><br/>University of Michigan<br>Ann Arbor, Michgan<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kelli<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Mar 23, 2009