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<!-- ID = 110215 -->Irate mother: No, you don't understand. I need to board that plane now!<br/>Stewardess at gate: Ma'm, you cannot board now. There is no airplane at the end of the jetway. Look--no plane out there.<br/>Overheard by: delayed flights always make me irrational too<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Feb 26, 2009