<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004974.html"><i>Nothing</i> Feels Like Real Wood</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 107998 -->College girl: So how do you masturbate?<br/>Friend: I hump my desk.<br/>College girl: Wait...really?!<br/>Friend: Yeah, it's great. I can go from nothing to orgasm in like, 20 seconds.<br/><br/>Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Jan 4, 2009