<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004133.html">Whoever Cares the Least Wins the Fight</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 96657 -->Woman (sarcastically): I&#39;m sorry, I&#39;m such a bitch.<br/>Man: Hmm...<br/>Woman: You think I&#39;m a bitch, don&#39;t you?<br/>Man: I didn&#39;t say that.<br/>Woman: You didn&#39;t disagree with me.<br/>Man: You know yourself better than I do.<br/>Woman: I can&#39;t believe you called me a bitch.<br/>Man: I didn&#39;t call you a bitch, you called yourself a bitch.<br/>Woman: But you didn&#39;t tell me I&#39;m not a bitch.<br/>Man: Because you&#39;re acting like a bitch.<br/>Woman: See? You think I&#39;m a bitch!<br/>Man: I said you were acting like a bitch.<br/>Woman: Whats the difference?<br/>Man: Dustin Hoffman acted like a retard, but it doesn&#39;t mean he is one.<br/>Woman: I don&#39;t know what that&#39;s supposed to mean, but you&#39;re a dick for thinking I&#39;m a bitch.<br/>Man: Do you mean I&#39;m acting like a dick or I am a dick?<br/>Woman: Fuck you! (storms out)<br/>Man: Too easy. Caramel Macchiato please!<br/><br/>Starbucks<br>Westminster, Colorado<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Sep 21, 2008