<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004069.html">...Until I Heard Her Reciting <i>Beowulf</i> in the Shower</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 75224 -->English teacher: Yeah, I dated this girl one time and she took a class and learned middle English. She memorized the beginning of <i>The Canterbury Tales</i> in middle English so she was like, "Do you want to hear <i>The Canterbury Tales</i> in middle English?" And I was like "yeah!" and she said it, and it didn&#39;t even sound like English. It was crazy, like chanting or something. I was about to propose to her just then. But I got over it.<br/><br/>Rock Bridge High School<br>Columbia, Missouri<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kelsey<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Sep 13, 2008