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<!-- ID = 95437 -->Eight-year-old kid in line for Universal Studios park ticket: I know how to get a discount ticket.<br/>Eight-year-old friend: How?<br/>Eight-year-old kid: You get your friend to come along with you, then you stab him in the neck and say "My friend's dying, can we have discount tickets?"<br/><br/>Universal Studios<br>Los Angeles, California<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Jul 1, 2008
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