<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/003127.html">Christian Discovers He Has a Vocation for the Priesthood</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 72046 -->Gay boy: ... And I woke up and my room was filled with red buttons and ears of corn, then my comforter turned into a giant lake, and three purple rhinoceroses just like rose out of it! And--<br/>Girlfriend #1: No, Christian, there is no such thing as rhinoceroses. The plural of "rhinoceros" is "rhinocerii".<br/>Girlfriend #2: Stacy... I don't think that's right... I think it may be "rhinos-"<br/>Girlfriend #1: Courtney, that's ridiculous, we're being serious here...<br/>Gay boy: Okay, guys! It doesn't matter. Anyway, back to the story... The weirdest part is, after all that happened, I thought I liked girls...<br/>Girlfriend #1 and girlfriend #2: Wow... That is strange...<br/><br/>Huntington Movie Theater<br>Long Island, New York<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mo<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, May 14, 2008