<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/002955.html">2008: Microsoft Pilots MS Office Assistant, "Buzzy the Dildo"</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 89083 -->Guy: You know when you do a "Find File" in Windows? Yeah. I want to kill the little animated dog... It bothers me.<br/>Girl: Hahaha... Yeah. It's better than the paperclip.<br/>Guy: Meh... Only because he doesn't pop up unexpectedly. Clippy was kind of cool if he weren't in the way.<br/>Girl: Thats what he wants you to think! He makes you feel bad for hating him!<br/>Guy: Why this makes me want to have an animated kitten running around my desktop, I don't know. I used to have such a program.<br/>Girl: I had a stripper on my laptop. She danced and stripped whenever music came on.<br/>Guy: You're such a closet nympho.<br/>Girl: Yeah. For my dreams class, we have to write all our dreams down and share them with the class. Last night I dreamt I was trekking through a jungle in gold prada heels to find my doctor to get an HIV test. I'm not sure I want the class psychoanalyzing that one.<br/><br/>Portland, Maine<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Apr 22, 2008