<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/002911.html">And Can I Use Your Leg As a Scratching Post?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 72262 -->Patron #1: Keith is really sorry to have acted like that. <br/>Bartender: Does he even realize how drunk he was? <br/>Patron #1: I'm just saying, that is not the Keith we know <br/>Patron #2: [starts laughing]. <br/>Bartender: Well, he is a nice guy, he just gets too drunk. <br/>Patron #1: I'm just letting you know, that according to all the cats he knows, you are the meow [makes a pawing gesture]. <br/>Bartender: Okay, how drunk are you? <br/>Patron #2: He doesn't even know who Keith is. <br/>Patron #1: Where are we?<br/><br/>Bennigans<br>Tampa, Florida<br/><br/>Overheard by: Chris<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Apr 17, 2008