<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/002905.html">But It Was a <i>Planned</i> Incarceration</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 72915 -->Obese John Wayne wannabe: I can't believe we are not hanging out tonight.<br/>Gap tooth hootchie: I told you I made plans with my friends a month ago!<br/>Obese John Wayne wannabe: Well you're supposed to be hanging out with me. We never hang out anymore and we are boyfriend and girlfriend!<br/>Gap tooth hootchie: We were supposed to hang out this past Saturday and Sunday but we didn't! You were not fucking there.<br/>Obese John Wayne wannabe: I had a change of plans!<br/>Gap tooth hootchie: Change of plans?! Muthafucker you were in jail!<br/><br/>Bus<br>Iowa State University, Iowa<br/><br/>Overheard by: Casey<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Apr 16, 2008