<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/002816.html">God, I Miss College</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 87213 -->College girl: Remember that girl who admitted to stealing my clothes from the laundry room?<br/>Friend: Yeah?<br/>College girl: Well, she finally gave me my clothes back at the end of the semester before she mysteriously disappeared. I was like going through them and I found not just my clothes, but like other people's clothes too. Not just girls either. I found tighty-whities and shit. But the weirdest part was at the bottom of the basket. There was a plastic bag of jewelry ranging from like cheapo rhinestone shit to like semiprecious stones, a tv remote with no batteries, a crazy-straw, some masking tape, an empty lipstick tube thing, and a handful of Canadian money.<br/><br/>Newark, New Jersey<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Apr 5, 2008