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<!-- ID = 83984 -->Professor: So, the point of this lecture is never, ever buy a squirrel monkey. They will plot your demise and gouge your eyes out in your sleep.<br/><br/>DePaul University<br>Chicago, Illinois<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Feb 24, 2008