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<!-- ID = 84050 -->Professor: So, do you guys think fornication is man's greatest pleasure?<br/>First year Humanities class: [Embarrassed silence.]<br/>Brave student: Um... I don't know about greatest... I mean, I like to eat.<br/>Professor, slamming hands down on desk: I've been eating for 62 years, and I've never gotten an orgasm from it!<br/><br/>Richmond, Indiana<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Feb 22, 2008