<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/002467.html">Life Was Better When Knowledge Was the Province Of Those Who Could Lie About It</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 82253 -->Biology professor: Hey, didn't they discover that process in corals?<br/>Grad student: No, they discovered that in plants.<br/>Biology professor: That's what I just said!<br/>Grad student: But coral is not a plant.<br/>Biology professor: What? Yes, it is!<br/>Grad student: No, it's not, it's an animal!<br/>Biology professor: Since when?<br/>Grad student: Since always -- go look it up!<br/>Biology professor, after disappearing for five minutes: Fucking Wikipedia...<br/><br/>3400 North Charles Street<br>Baltimore, Maryland<br/><br/>Overheard by: How'd you get this job, anyway?<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Feb 21, 2008