<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/002461.html">Translation: <i>I'm</i> About to Start Crying</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 84434 -->Jock #1: Dude, that bitch broke my heart.<br/>Jock #2, eating a burrito: I know, man. You were always so unhappy, and I wanted to, like, slap you around and <i>make</i> you happy.<br/>Jock #1, singing softly and staring blankly at the ground: I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you...<br/>Jock #2: Look, man, we boys, aight? But when you start singing cheesy-ass love songs to a chick that cheated on you, gave you an STD, and shit on top of your car because she's crazier than a fucking monkey on crack with a banana up its ass, something's wrong with you, and maybe we shouldn't hang out anymore.<br/><br/>University of Washington<br>Seattle, Washington<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sam<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Feb 21, 2008