<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/002424.html">Sometimes I Add Light Slapping.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 81784 -->Man: Hey, asshole, get off the cellphone.<br/>Dude: Excuse me...?<br/>Man: The street car is a public space. Get off the cellphone or get off the street car!<br/>Dude: No.<br/>Man: Yes! I don't want to have to hear you yapping away--<br/>Dude: --Why don't you get off, then, buddy?<br/>Man: This is a public space! Stop polluting the space with your hot air!<br/>Dude: No.<br/>Man: Yes.<br/>Dude: No! [Into cell] Oh, nothing, Bruce. Just some loser on the street car...<br/>Man: Hey!<br/>Dude: Yeah?<br/>Man: You're fat and ugly, you know that?<br/>Dude, leaving: Screw you!<br/>Man, to entire street car: I do this every Sunday...<br/><br/>Toronto, Ontario<br>Canadia<br/><br/>Overheard by: damn hiatus<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Feb 16, 2008