<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/001963.html">Um, <i>None</i> of This Is Autobiographical</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 52284 -->Professor: What is SWOT?<br/>Student: Strength is your wife, weakness if neighbor's wife, opportunity is when your neighbor is away, and threat is when you are away.<br/>Overheard by: <br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Dec 20, 2007