<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/001795.html">I'll Take "People Who Deserve Each Other" for $200, Alex</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 72452 -->Girl: I always clean the sheets. You never notice, but I always clean the sheets.<br/>Guy: What? We don't even have sheets on the bed right now.<br/>Girl: And do you want to know why we don't have sheets on the bed? Because the other night, after you'd bled on them--<br/>Guy: --I bled on them because you kicked me.<br/>Girl: I did not kick you! It was that mole -- that mole that started bleeding, which I'm very concerned about, by the way. Your mole shouldn't just start bleeding like that. But anyway, I had just cleaned the sheets, and then your mole bled on them, and I went to clean them again and I thought, 'Why don't I see how long it would take him to notice there aren't even sheets on the bed?' So that's why we haven't had sheets on the bed for a month.<br/><br/>12th and Locust<br>Philadelphia, Pennsylvania<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Nov 29, 2007