<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/001587.html">Bob Dole: "Not to Mention the Shame Of Textual Dysfunction."</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 60712 -->Guy #1: Hey, brother, can I ask you something? What is text messaging?<br/>Guy #2: You don't know what that is?<br/>Guy #1: No... I was at this club the other night, and this fly young ho gave me digits and asked me to text her.<br/>Guy #2: Damn, brother, you're gonna have to get your nephew to teach you texting. It's almost like e-mail, but on your cell phone. It has reply -- now or later, and forward, if you wanna send it on to a brother.<br/>Guy #1: I guess. I never heard of it before.<br/>Guy #2: Yeah, nigga, if you wanna kick it with these young bitches you gotta learn to text.<br/>Guy #1: How times have changed.<br/>Guy #2: I know it, brother... Next thing you know, they're gonna be textin' you in bed. Text you their moans and shit. It is going to be the downfall of making love.<br/><br/>Restaurant, Long Island Marriott<br>New York<br/><br/>Overheard by: Stephen<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Nov 3, 2007