<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/001586.html">Dude, You're the Worst Beggar <em>Ever</em></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 60379 -->Student: So, basically I've come to beg for my life.<br/>Professor: Go on.<br/>Student: So, I need this class to graduate, right? But I know I'm failing. The problem is I'm taking too many credit hours and stopped coming to class, but this guy that I know who was taking notes for me and whatever -- he stopped coming to class because he says he can't stand to listen to you drone on and on. But don't worry, it's not like I don't like psychology or anything -- I love deviant psychology. So can I get extra credit or something?<br/>Professor: Oh, Lord, no.<br/><br/>Ohio State University<br>Columbus, Ohio<br/><br/>Overheard by: JP<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Nov 3, 2007