<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/000721.html">For Those Who Think It Tragic That White Birthrates Are Dropping</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 62702 -->Old frat boy #1: Yeah, dude, I really need to get my stuff together. I've already graduated college and I still live like I'm in college.<br/>Old frat boy #2: Yeah, don't mess around and end up like Mike* -- he's about to have a second kid. Both of them were mistakes.<br/>Old frat boy #1: Yeah, I always make the girls I have sex with stand on their heads after. I'm so glad that urban legend is true.<br/>Old frat boy #2: Haha, yeah, I always make the girls I hook up with do post-coital jumping jacks.<br/><br/>Metrobus<br>Washington, DC<br/><br/>Overheard by: Tyler<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Jul 14, 2007