<b><a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/000175.html">We Can, but They're Kinda Like Taffy</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 53624 -->Nurse: Okay, it's time to push the baby out. Take a deep breath, hold it, and push! One, two, three... That was an awesome push! I want you to do the same thing with the next contraction, okay?<br/>Baby daddy: Why are you making her do this?<br/>Nurse: Ummm, to get the baby out.<br/>Baby daddy: Are you kidding me? How long do you expect her to do it?<br/>Nurse: Until the baby comes out.<br/>Baby daddy: This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard! Can't you just pull it out or something?<br/><br/>Labor and Delivery unit<br>Bakersfield, California<br />via <a href="http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/">Overheard Everywhere</a>, Apr 14, 2007