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And This Time Don't Roll on Me Just Because They Offer You Cookies and Juice

Little boy: You used to have a pocket knife, mommy!
Mother, laughing nervously: No, I didn't!
Little boy: Yes you did! You used to!
Nervous mother: No, I never did! I never had a pocket knife! Please don't tell the police that!

YMCA
Hollywood, California


Overheard by: Muffin


Categories: California | Crimes | Default | Fears | Guys | Kids | Kids | Moms | Offers and requests | Violence | Weirdness | YMCA | Posted 2008-06-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Oh, Jeff Goldblum -- No You Don't

Man on cell: I know she just thinks I'm this creepy guy, but I know better.

YMCA
Cary, North Carolina


Categories: Gossip | North Carolina | On the phone | YMCA | Posted 2007-08-31 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

You Keep Bringing Them Home for Me

Muscle gal: You are such a fuckin' pussy.
Muscle guy: Fuck that, I could take a seven-foot black man.
Muscle gal: Awww, I know.

West County YMCA
St. Louis, Missouri


Categories: Bragging | Gym rats | Insults | Missouri | YMCA | Posted 2007-04-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook