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If They Nag, You Can Shoot 'em

Clerk: I love women. The only thing prettier than a woman is a deer.

Post Office
South Burlington, Vermont

Overheard by: Sweenan A. Mornstuy

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Categories: Animals | Beauty | Compare and contrast | Employees | Gender issues | Post offices | Vermont | Posted 2009-11-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

My Hand Never Asks Where Our Relationship Is Going

Guy: Sometimes I feel like I want to get a steady girlfriend again.
Friend: Whenever I feel like that I just jerk off all over myself and the feeling goes away.

Downtown Post Office
Worcester, Massachusetts

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Categories: Advice | Default | Friends | Guys | Massachusetts | Masturbation | Post offices | Weirdness | Wishes | Posted 2008-07-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

In Public Bathrooms He Gets So Hyper He Requires Sedation

Happy little boy touching everything: Bacteria! Bacteria! Bacteria!

Post Office
Hammond, Louisiana

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Categories: Guys | Happiness | Health & Hygiene | Kids | Kids | Louisiana | Post offices | Science | Weirdness | Words | Posted 2008-05-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

But I Loved "Pee-wee's Big Adventure"

Young mother to five-year-old daughter: Morgan! Come here! Do you remember that film we watched about perverts? Now hold my hand!

Clapham Common Post Office
Shout-out: community.livejournal.com

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Categories: Moms | Overheard in London's Journal | Parenting | Post offices | Posted 2007-03-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook