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Now How About a Nice Tranq Dart?
Confused elderly female patient, trying to punch staff: If you kill me, my family will hunt you down and take all your money!
Nurse's aide, trying to clean up patient: Yeah, we hear that a lot.
Hospital
Burlingame, California
Categories: California | Crimes | Death & dying | Doctor's office | Family ties | Nurses | Old folks | Threats | Posted 2010-04-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But Not As Good As the Cucumber, or the Remote Control
Doctor: Okay, we're going to give you an iron shot.
Nurse: Roll over on your side. Okay, you're just going to feel a little prick in your butt.
Patient: Better than the finger that was up there earlier!
ER
Newport Beach, California
Categories: Ass | California | Compare and contrast | Creepsters | Doctor's office | Doctors | Hands | Nurses | Sensory experiences | Sex | Posted 2010-03-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Trust Me-- I Saw It on Ellen.
Nurse: We had the father bless the house when we moved in, but weird stuff keeps happening. I don't think the spirits are happy.
Secretary: Happy? You need the priest to exorcise your house! You want the spirits to be gone, not just happy!
Hospital
Burlingame, California
Overheard by: Just here for the paycheck
Categories: California | Doctor's office | Employees | Happiness | Magic | Nurses | Religion | Weirdness | Wishes | Posted 2010-01-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Which Is Sort Of Like Reparations...
Black woman, chuckling gleefully at bad financial news on tv: Oh, some white folks gon' kill themselves now!
Medical Office Waiting Room
Chesapeake, Virginia
Overheard by: Ashleigh
Categories: Black people | Death & dying | Doctor's office | Race | TV shows | Virginia | Women | Posted 2009-11-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Fair Enough. Solitary Confinement It Is, Then.
Newly admitted psych patient: I'm here because I'm crazy! What the hell is art therapy going to do for me?
Highland Park, Illinois
Categories: Crazies | Doctor's office | Gripes | Illinois | Mental illnesses | Patients | Questions | Posted 2009-07-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Tonight's Movie: P.S.-- I Oven You.
High school girl to friend: History is my favorite subject, my favorite is the holocaust...I love the holocaust!
Dentist Office, Korea Town
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: anon
Categories: California | Compare and contrast | Default | Doctor's office | Feelings | Girls | History | Students | Weirdness | Posted 2009-01-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Kid's Got a Point
Two-year-old girl: Fuck that. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck!
Orthodontist
Gilbert, Arizona
Overheard by: KBizz
You Only Get Circumsized Once, Sweetie
Mother to four-year-old in doctor's waiting room: Come on, Sam*, we're next.
Sam: Are we seeing the doctor?
Mother: Yup.
Sam: (pause) Well, okay. As long as he doesn't look at my penis.
Hurstbridge Medical Center
Hurstbridge
Australia
Categories: Australia | Default | Doctor's office | Health & Hygiene | Kids | Moms | Names | Penis | Posted 2008-08-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Blonde Leading the Blonde
Woman #1: How do you spell 'rarely'?
Woman #2: R-A-I-R-L-E-E... Here, maybe I should fill that out.
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Overheard by: office dog
Categories: Doctor's office | Idiots | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Stupidity | Posted 2007-04-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
