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Nothing Wrong with Looking, Is There?
Drunk golfer #1: Hey, he's the guy who said he checks out his cousin's ass!
Drunk golfer #2: I do not! ... She's totally hot! Seriously, she's a fitness model!
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Categories: Drunks | Family ties | Weirdos of Winnipeg | Posted 2007-09-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Is That, Like, a New Rule?
Dude: ... And I said, 'Stop hitting me -- I just shaved my knees!'
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Categories: Guys | Shaving | Weirdos of Winnipeg | Posted 2007-09-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Thereby Creating a Paradox
Girl to guy : Stop raping my bellybutton! If I wanted you to rape it, I'd let you!
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Categories: Chicks | Gripes | Weirdos of Winnipeg | Posted 2007-07-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Said, "My Name's Chip. And That's an Egg McMuffin."
Frat boy: So, the prof walked into class and he looked right at me and he said, 'Drew*, your right testicle is hanging out.' That's how he started the class!
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Categories: Balls | Frat boy types | Gossip | Weirdos of Winnipeg | Posted 2007-05-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Then How about a Few Bucks So I Can Buy It a Shoe?
Panhandler: Do you have any change? I need money. My old lady kicked me out. I need money for a penis... reduction... It's too big, and she kicked me out. She said not to come back until--
Man: --No.
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Categories: Homeless | Lies | Penis | Weirdos of Winnipeg | Posted 2007-04-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Feel of Flesh, the Endurance of Metal
Tech enthusiast: Wait, did you say 'cyber sex'?
Dude: No -- cyborg sex.
Tech enthusiast: Cyborg sex? That's even better!
Shout-out: weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com
Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Sex | Weirdos of Winnipeg | Posted 2007-04-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Dude, That Was Me!
Man: Did I ever tell you about the time that a tick got stuck under the foreskin of my friend's penis?
Port-A-Potty
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Categories: Friends | Gossip | Penis | Weirdos of Winnipeg | Posted 2007-04-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
