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Geek: I can't wait to spend three days sitting in my underwear working on my websites.

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Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Happiness | Overheard Quote | Posted 2007-12-20 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Happens to the Best of Us

Man #1: There is literally a whale driving that car. Through some form of magic, a whale was turned into a woman and is now driving a car!
Man #2: I think the whale looks pretty surprised. I would be, too, if I suddenly got turned into a woman and put in a car!

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Overheard by: wyse


Categories: Diet & weight | Jerks | Overheard Quote | Posted 2007-10-24 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Me, Too!

Girl on street: I like your hat!
Man on bike: Thank you!
Girl on street: I was just kidding!

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Categories: Insults | Overheard Quote | Strangers | Posted 2007-08-24 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Dressing Will Lube My Inner Thighs for the Next Long Ride

Sad dude: The great thing about being a bike courier is that my muscles no longer respond to commands unrelated to bicycling. For instance, I just spilled a Caesar salad all over my pants.

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Categories: Guys | Jobs & Careers | Overheard Quote | Posted 2007-08-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Now, Here Are the Answers for Tomorrow's Ethics Test

Person #1: But isn't that lying?
Person #2: Don't worry about it, it's only for your security clearance.

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Categories: Coworkers | Jobs & Careers | Lies | Overheard Quote | Posted 2007-04-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook