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I'll Do the Gentlemanly Thing and Be a Dick to Her 'til She Gets the Hint
Guy #1: So, she said she didn't want to be just another girl I sleep with.
Guy #2: But that's what you want.
Guy #1: Well, yeah, but I can't say that.
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Categories: Canadia | Default | Guys | Liars | Lies | Overheard in Vancouver | Relationships | Sex | Posted 2008-03-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Where the Delinquent Moose Live?
Tourist to waitress: How do we get to the bad part of town?
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Overheard by: kyle
Categories: Overheard in Vancouver | Questions | Tourists | Posted 2007-12-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Jesus: No Way! I Am, Like, Twice That Size!
Girl #1: Y'know, it kind of weirds me out when I have sex with my boyfriend. He looks like Jesus.
Girl #2: Jesus wasn't Mexican.
Girl #1: Yeah, yeah, but still -- it's like I'm having sex with Jesus.
Girl #2: You should talk to your pastor about that.
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Overheard by: katherine
Categories: Chicks | Gossip | Jesus | Overheard in Vancouver | Posted 2007-08-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Oh, Great. Another Starbucks Mug
Lady #1: Oooh... These cups are so cute!
Lady #2: Did you notice they have them set out on the drive-through window? Very smart. All the husbands who forgot to buy presents for their wives will be bringing home Starbucks mugs today.
Lady #1: After 21 years of marriage, I buy my own gifts.
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Overheard by: erin
Categories: Ladies who lunch | Overheard in Vancouver | Relationships | Posted 2007-08-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Police Escort Was Another Hint
Nurse: I didn't even bother checking the urgency, but I guess if there are stab marks it's urgent.
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Overheard by: funvill
Categories: Nurses | Office politics | Overheard in Vancouver | Posted 2007-06-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
One Little Stab Wound and You Pussy Out?
Dude to buddies: You're going to spend our hooker money on a cab?
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Categories: Guys | Money | Overheard in Vancouver | Posted 2007-04-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You're a Real Gentleman
Dude: I think I should wait until she has breasts.
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Overheard by: david
Categories: Creepsters | Overheard in Vancouver | Rack | Posted 2007-04-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
They're Too Drunk to Drive
Chick on cell: Well, the cadaver table is the only big thing that has to be moved. I'll take the snakes in my car.
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Overheard by: johanna
Categories: Animals | On the phone | Overheard in Vancouver | Posted 2007-04-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
